BLOGGA LOGGA DING DONG

So, I'm elbow-deep in this nom nom nomming endeavor, and rather enjoying it, but I recently realized that there's an underlying trend happening that may require its own blog. And being the dedicated follower of trends that I am, I'm gonna oblige these changing times and birth a new blog.

So wontcha take a gander at Stuff my 'Puff Eats*, my new blog devoted to catching my piggy howler monkey cat in the act of eating foodz and other substances, documenting my findings, and then making fun of him.

What put me over the edge? Well, so far he's half-eaten a mouse, leecked an olive-oily cookbook, and he just had major nommings on some edamame. Yeah you heard me. Like, the legume. I was conducting a hare-brained home planting experiment involving martini and pint glasses, shelled edamame, and water, and the stinker decided he could not resist those tasty vegetal morsels. And this, by the way, is only what we've captured on film. The following additional items, among others, have passed through his monster gullet:

corn on the cob
seitan, homemade
tempeh
curried tempeh salad
ice cream, both soy and dairy
Earth Balance
coffee grounds
parts of our Christmas tree
olive oil
canola oil
kalamata olives (his all-time favorite)
the mail
muffins, several varieties
soymilk and cereal remains
moo milk and cereal remains
cardboard

Also, a disclaimer: we do not feed our animal people food, and if he's going after something particularly dangerous for a kitteh, like onions or chocolate, we immediately make it not happen for him. Plus, as he is a fatty, we do try to keep his weight in check so's he's a happy and healthy 'Puff. However, he goes to some bizarre and comical lengths to get the people foodz, so in spite of our vigilance this happens pretty frequently. We try to be good animal parents, but if something adorable happens I'm sure as shit gonna photograph it, mm'kay?

Hope you all enjoy it.

*'Puff is short for Snugglepuff. Believe it.